“We been knew. They just needed the data.”
We wear the unknown.
“The universe never hid its secrets. It whispered them in light we couldn’t read. Until now.”
K2-18b // Drop 01
100% Cotton
Oversized Fit
Washed and distressed, easy to fade
Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
$50.95 USD
Includes QR code linking to K2-18b JWST data.
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